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Category fun uklug
Yes, not only is today the 2nd day of the 2nd UKLUG, but today is also International Talk Like a Pirate day.

So, other Julian, I hope you're leading by example ...

Posted by Julian Woodward At 9:14 AM Location | Permalink | Comments (0)

Category fun humour ibm

"Should that be 'for' or 'by'?"

Posted by Julian Woodward At 2:30 PM Location London | Permalink | Comments (3)

Category fun microsoft vista

Full source code ...

/*
       GNOT General Public License!
   (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include “dos.h”
#include "win95.h"
#include “win98.h"
#include “sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
    while (!CRASHED) {

    if (first_time_install) {
        if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
        (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
        {
            MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
            GetKeyPress();
            BSOD();
        }
    }
    Make10GBswapfile():
    SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
    AddRandomDriver();
    MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
    GetKeyPress();
    BSOD();
     }

     //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
     //printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
     printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);

     if (still_not_crashed){

      CheckUserLicense();
       DoubleCheckUserLicense();
      TripleCheckUserLicense();
       RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

      DisplayFancyGraphics();
      FlickerLED(hard_drive);
      RunWindowsXP();
      return LotsMoreMoney,
   }
}

(PS If I knew the originator of this, I would credit him ... but I don't, so thank you whoever you are)

Posted by Julian Woodward At 7:30 AM Location London | Permalink | Comments (0)

Category Fun
Following in well trodden footsteps, here is my album cover:

(link to original image here)

The band name comes from the Wikipedia random page, the album title is the last four words from the final quote on the random quotes page and the album cover art comes from the third image on the Flickr Interestingness - Last 7 days page.

Have a go ...

Posted by Julian Woodward At 11:31 AM Location London | Permalink | Comments (1)