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Category fun microsoft vista

Full source code ...

/*
       GNOT General Public License!
   (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include “dos.h”
#include "win95.h"
#include “win98.h"
#include “sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
    while (!CRASHED) {

    if (first_time_install) {
        if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
        (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
        {
            MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
            GetKeyPress();
            BSOD();
        }
    }
    Make10GBswapfile():
    SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
    AddRandomDriver();
    MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
    GetKeyPress();
    BSOD();
     }

     //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
     //printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
     printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);

     if (still_not_crashed){

      CheckUserLicense();
       DoubleCheckUserLicense();
      TripleCheckUserLicense();
       RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

      DisplayFancyGraphics();
      FlickerLED(hard_drive);
      RunWindowsXP();
      return LotsMoreMoney,
   }
}

(PS If I knew the originator of this, I would credit him ... but I don't, so thank you whoever you are)

Posted by Julian Woodward At 7:30 AM Location London | Permalink | Comments (0)

Category microsoft vista ibm
Microsoft have finally released Vista SP1 to their most loyal fans: the MSDN subscriber base. I'm at a loss to explain quite why it took them so long to realise that it might be a good idea to keep their closest friends happy.

Mind you, they're not the only ones to have made some really bad decisions over the years...

Humble pie all round?

Posted by Julian Woodward At 10:18 AM Location London | Permalink | Comments (1)