02/24/2009

A deeper shade of purple

Category music
Those who know me will be aware that my favourite band of all time is Deep Purple. What fewer people will know is that the band were named after a song of the same name from the 1930s, of which Ritchie (ex Deep Purple guitarist) Blackmore's grandmother was particularly fond.

I've known the Nino Temple and April Stevens version of the song for years, as it was on a compilation LP (yes, LP) I bought while at university. But I wasn't aware of the long and distinguished history of the song until this blog entry was published yesterday.

02/04/2009

Disgraceful

Category injustice
I wonder whether the USA representatives responsible for this can sleep at night. I hope not. Stupid parochial myopic twats.

02/02/2009

Crystal balls

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Last year, immediately after Lotusphere 2008, I wrote a post outlining a number of predictions for Lotusphere 2009. I then revisited it shortly before Lotusphere 2009 started. So now it's time to pay a final visit, and see how well my crystal balls were working in early February 2008.
  • Attendance will be up significantly - book early kids - my money is on the numbers crashing through the 8000 barrier for the first time in a few years
    Okay, that was reckoning without the "global downturn". We'll see ...
    (verdict) Wrong. Lotus claims attendance was up on one measure: the number of customer organisations sending at least one person. Good news. But it felt as though actual attendee numbers were way down.
     
  • The Notes/Domino 9.0 feature set will be announced
    Hmm. I think I'll stick with this one, because I would like it to be true.
    (verdict) Er, wrong again. Totally wrong. And now there's a suggestion that Notes/Domino 9.0 won't even be called Notes/Domino 9.0. The gods are not smiling on me.
     
  • It will be MUCH harder to pick sessions (like it was so easy before, right?), given the incredible number of 2008 announcements that will have become released products by then:
    • Quickr 8.1
    • Connections 2.0
    • Foundations
    • Mashups
    • Notes/Domino 8.0.1 including Traveler
    • Notes/Domino 8.5 including Domino Designer in Eclipse
    • "BlueHouse"
    Well, BlueHouse is still in beta. But the rest are out there in the wild. And it is very hard to select sessions this year!
    (verdict) Definitely right.
     
  • Dan Lyons will say something crap and stupid, again (will he ever grow up?)
    Come on Dan, I'm waiting, don't disappoint me.
    (verdict) Surprisingly wrong
     
  • Microsoft will release a set of spoiler announcements, yet again (will they ever grow up?)
    Very half-hearted from Murkysoft so far. Do they have something more engaging up their sleeve to hit us with before Monday?
    (verdict) No, they didn't. I wonder whether they decided that inauguration was enough to draw attention away. Or whether they just didn't have anything to say.
     
  • The opening general session special guest speaker will be better than 2008 (hardly a challenge) but not as good as Neil Armstrong in 2007
    Sticking with this one - it's a safe bet
    (verdict) Well, he was okay, but not as good as I expected him to be. Ben Zander made up for it 5000% in the closing session though - if only I'd been able to stay to the end. Damn those pesky airline schedules.
     
  • The purple websphere logo will have disappeared and there'll be a "new" Lotus Portal product (okay, this may be wishful thinking ... 2010?)
    I WISH!
    (verdict) Good grief, this is almost true! At least, the purple turd-in-a-punchbowl logo has gone and been replaced with a Lotus yellow/orange one. About time too. I suspect that the Websphere name is here to stay though.
     
  • There will be at least one complete surprise new product announcement - as surprising as Connections in 2007 and Foundations in 2008 - and it will be another low-end SME-based play
    I'll stick with this one too ... nervously.
    (verdict) Reluctantly, I'm calling "wrong" on this one. I would like to think that LotusLive would be it - but it's mainly a branding exercise at this point, and I can't see why any SME would select this over Google or the Redmond people right now. Give it 18 months and we'll see.
     
  • Paul Mooney will purchase unfeasible quantities of sake in Kimono's

    (verdict) Thank you Paul, I knew you wouldn't disappoint me. I seem to remember stumping up for a fair few bottles myself as well. And at THOSE prices too. Ouch.
     
  • Wild Bill will have another significant birthday
    This is too easy
    (verdict) Correct - obviously.
     
  • The Lotus911 crowd will ask a minimum of three questions at the 'Ask the Developers' session
    I was cheating on the last few wasn't I ... dead cert.
    (verdict) I forgot to count. It was certainly at least two wasn't it? I'll assume "right" on this until somebody corrects me ...
So, there you have it. A mixed bag. The biggest surprise was the Websphere logo turning Lotus coloured, as that was pure wishful thinking a year ago. The biggest disappointment was probably the attendance levels, although there were global (economic) and local (USA politics) factors at play there, so I wouldn't have been making that bullish prediction with hindsight anyway.

02/02/2009

An open letter to the Western banking establishment

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Laugh or cry?