Microsoft Vista to be open-sourced
Category fun microsoft vista
Full source code ...
/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/
#include “dos.h”
#include "win95.h"
#include “win98.h"
#include “sco_unix.h"
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}
int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;
void main {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make10GBswapfile():
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);
if (still_not_crashed){
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney,
}
}
(PS If I knew the originator of this, I would credit him ... but I don't, so thank you whoever you are)
Full source code ...
/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/
#include “dos.h”
#include "win95.h"
#include “win98.h"
#include “sco_unix.h"
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}
int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;
void main {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make10GBswapfile():
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);
if (still_not_crashed){
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney,
}
}
(PS If I knew the originator of this, I would credit him ... but I don't, so thank you whoever you are)
